Defiant Jazz Bumper Sticker: Lumon Industries, Severance TV

Lumon Industries Driving Adornment #729B

Esteemed Citizen,
Congratulations on your acquisition of this officially sanctioned vehicle embellishment. By displaying the phrase "Don’t honk. My Innie is having a Music Dance Experience: Defiant Jazz" on your vehicle, you are contributing to the harmonious integration of Innie and Outie worlds.

This high-quality bumper sticker has been rigorously tested for durability, corporate compliance, and its ability to foster team morale in parking lots everywhere. When affixed to your vehicle, it serves as both a practical warning and a celebratory homage to the principles of Kier.

Thank you for driving forward Lumon's mission, one mile at a time.

With gratitude,
The Lumon Industries Cultural Enrichment Division

Want a bumper magnet instead of a sticker? Here it is: https://highhorsegoods.etsy.com/listing/1828515386

Watch the Severance season 2 trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UXKlYvLGJY
Season 2 comes out January 17th, 2025.

Details:
🎷 Material: premium water-resistant vinyl
🎷 Waterproof sticky adhesive
🎷 Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
🎷 Easy peel backing
🎷 Matte finish

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.