Trumpet on, Thou Knave! Mine Eyes are O'erflowed with Salt Tears from Hamnet Bumper Magnet/Sticker

$11.95

Shipping to United States: $4.99


Have you recently emerged from a devastating screening of Chloé Zhao's Hamnet and found that the modern world simply lacks the vocabulary for your sorrow? Let the impatient knaves behind you know that their "trumpeting" means nothing to a soul already rendered unto ash by the Bard’s greatest personal tragedy.

The 2025 film Hamnet, directed by Chloé Zhao, is a fictionalized account of William Shakespeare's family life, focusing on his wife, Agnes (played by Jessie Buckley), as she grapples with the devastating loss of their 11-year-old son, Hamnet, to the plague, exploring themes of grief, motherhood, and the creative process as this tragedy inspires Shakespeare's famous play Hamlet. The movie centers on Agnes's deep connection to nature and her struggle with loss while William (Paul Mescal) is often away in London, showing how their shared tragedy shapes the creation of the play.

Bumper Sticker:
✍🏻 Vivid, crisp colors using modern printing techniques
✍🏻 Premium water-resistant printable vinyl built to last 5+ years outdoors
✍🏻 Matte finish with smooth, non-reflective surface
✍🏻 UV-protective matte laminate for added weather resistance
✍🏻 Easy-peel backing with waterproof, long-lasting adhesive

Bumper Magnet:
✍🏻 100% vinyl construction (PVC)
✍🏻 All-weather durable with matte white base
✍🏻 Black magnetic backing for secure hold
✍🏻 Printed with direct-to-digital (DDP) for crisp detail

Care instructions
✍🏻 Wipe the dust off gently with a soft, dry cloth.

Keep honking! I'm can't stop crying after watching Hamnet!

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Care instructions: Wipe the dust off gently with a soft, dry cloth.

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